Paranormal Tools, Don’t Think So

Paranormal tools, don’t think so, but thanks for reading! Hey y’all, I’m back! And not by popular demand, unfortunately.

So here’s the latest. A friend of mine is very concerned about my personal life (or lack of one, at the moment). She decided it would be a good idea if we (she) checked out Cougar Life.com. What? I didn’t even know they had this. Her fiance said that if he got a cougar she’d have to be in her eighties. I thought that was funny. And off the subject. So back to the subject.

She (we) entertain ourselves by searching the site (craziness) and find this one super hot (younger, but not much younger) guy. She thinks I should send him a “flirt”. Whatever that is. I left that alone. So he sends me one. I write back to him. I don’t hear back from him for a day or so, which I report to her. Then it turns out she’s still on the site under a very conspicuous code name, which I wasn’t aware of. And she’s communicating with him. As if she’s me. And in a much more flirtatious voice than my actual voice. So now I think he must think I’m insane, since she’s announced that she’s really me, and apparently I have two profiles. One where I’m normal (boring) and one where I’m her (not boring).

I try to explain this all to my aunt, who keeps going back to, “How can she be you?” Well, she isn’t really me, I explain. I know that, she says. After much confusion and back and forth, she finally says, “I kind of understand, but why is she doing this?” Because she thinks I need to get laid, Auntie V, I said. That she got…

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