More on Internet Dating…
Some time ago, I started blogging about the perils of Internet dating. That’s nothing new, I’m sure. However…
I can break down the men I’ve corresponded with thus far into two different categories: desperate, horny and unattractive (I usually don’t find out the unattractive part until later as they grossly misrepresent themselves photo and otherwise) and category two, hot, desperate and crazy.
This week’s candidate falls into the hot, desperate and crazy category. Luckily, the meet in person will never take place (a when hell freezes over type situation at this point). His emails to me at the beginning of the week were thougtful and sweet, albeit bordering on smarmy. They rapidly declined into ramblings and desperation, culminating in the coup de gras last night of his “turn on’s” and “turn off’s” with regard to women in general. I won’t bore you with all of the details, but suffice it to say that one of his “turn off’s” was, and I quote here, he just can’t “abide by a woman that doesn’t wash her ass.”
Really. And wow. Does he want me to install a bidet? This isn’t France. And what’s with all of the ass obsession? The first guy I met (category one, a troll who posted a picture of a super hot guy) actually told me he wanted to do unspeakable things to my ass and this guy wants to make sure it’s clean.
Internet dating sucks.
Have a great weekend.
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